🔥 FREE ROAST PREVIEW · FULL FIX $2.99

We roast your resume.
Then we fix it.

Find out exactly why you're being ignored. Then get the version that gets callbacks.

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The tool

Drop your resume in.

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Sample output

The roast. The fix. Side by side.

This is exactly what you get after paying. Your full resume torn apart, then rebuilt.

🔥The Roast
Sample
  • Issue #1
    "Responsible for managing social media accounts and creating content."

    Responsible for. The two most useless words in resume history. My 11 year old nephew is responsible for feeding the dog. It does not go on his resume. This tells a recruiter you were nearby while work happened. Replace with what you actually grew, built, or shipped and by how much.

  • Issue #2
    "Helped with various marketing initiatives across the team."

    Helped with various. You helped. With various things. This bullet has the energy of someone who showed up and occasionally nodded. What did you own? What moved because of you specifically? Name one initiative and what happened after.

  • Issue #3
    "Passionate about leveraging data to drive impactful results."

    Passionate. Leveraging. Impactful. Three words that were murdered by LinkedIn and are now haunting your resume like ghosts. An ATS just scored this line a zero. A recruiter just used it as a coaster. Delete the whole sentence and replace it with one thing you actually did with data and what changed.

  • Issue #4
    "Team player with excellent communication skills."

    Every serial killer in a white collar job has put this on their resume. Literally everyone says this. It signals you had nothing real to say so you filled space with air. Cut it entirely or replace it with one specific moment that proves it.

  • Issue #5
    "Increased engagement significantly through new strategies."

    Significantly. SIGNIFICANTLY. That is the word people use when they do not have the number. A recruiter at Google just used this resume as a coaster for their coffee. 12 percent? 200 percent? Without the digit this is just noise. Put the real number in or delete the bullet.

  • Issue #6
    "Utilized various tools to optimize workflows."

    Utilized instead of used. Various tools instead of names. This is a resume not a mystery novel. ATS systems are searching for Asana, Notion, HubSpot, Salesforce. Various tells them nothing. Name the tools or this bullet disappears into the void.

The Fix
Sample
Rewritten #1

Grew Instagram following from 4k to 38k in 9 months by shipping a daily short-form video calendar across 3 verticals.

Rewritten #2

Ran 14 paid acquisition tests across Meta and TikTok, cutting blended CAC from $42 to $19 in one quarter.

Rewritten #3

Owned the launch of a 6-email lifecycle flow that lifted reactivation revenue 31% MoM and is still running today.

Rewritten #4

Rebuilt the team's reporting in Looker, replacing 6 manual spreadsheets and saving the team ~4 hours every week.

Rewritten #5

Led a cross-functional rebrand with design and product, shipped on schedule, drove a 22% lift in landing page conversion.

Rewritten #6

Hired and onboarded 2 contractors; both are now full-time and own paid social and email end to end.

Real results

People who stopped getting ignored.

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Got 3 interviews the week after zero callbacks for 2 months.

M
Marcus T
Software Engineer
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The cover letter sounded more like me than anything I wrote myself.

P
Priya K
Product Manager
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Worth every penny. Landed a UX role at Adobe.

J
Jamie L
Career changer
How it works

Upload. Roast. Fix. Thirty seconds.

01

Drop your resume

PDF or Word. We read it automatically and pull every weak phrase, vague bullet, and ATS landmine.

02

Get the roast

A brutally honest breakdown of what's killing your callbacks, written like a senior recruiter who actually cares.

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Get the fix

The fully rewritten, ATS-optimized resume plus a matching cover letter. Yours in 30 seconds for $2.99.

Pricing

One price. Brutal value.

No subscriptions. One payment per resume.

🔥 Roast + Fix

The full treatment

$2.99

The roast. The fix. The cover letter. One payment.

  • The Roast. Every weak phrase called out
  • The Fix. ATS-optimized rewrite
  • Tailored cover letter (PDF)
  • Downloads in your upload's format
  • Pay once. No account. No subscription.
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